Gag Gifts for Repeat Photo Radar Offenders

FPS reader "Steve" writes:

My friend's wife's birthday is coming up. We are pretty good friends, and I want to get her something to tease her about the three photo radar tickets she got this year. I'm sure my buddy will appreciate it.

Can you suggest a good gag gift for her?

I love gag gifts, especially those that are good-humored but fitting. Try one of these:

1) PhotoShield Cover for Cars, $25. Available at phantomplate.com.


2) PhotoBlocker Spray, $29.99. Also available at phantomplate.com.


3) Buy her a keychain and have it engraved "What seems to be the problem, officer?" or "That's Mrs. Lead Foot to you!" or something similar. "Tiffany-Style" engraveable keychain, $19.99. Available at bluechopsticks.com.


Lots of Laughs,
Free Shopper

Apologetic Gifts

FPS reader "Dan" writes:

Hi Free Shopper,
I've been kind of an ass this week. I'm under a lot of stress at work and my wife doesn't really understand. She hasn't spoken to me in three days. I'd like to try to smooth things over a little. What would you suggest?

Dear Dan,

Wow, I'm impressed! It takes a real man to fess up when he's wrong. The fact that she's giving you the silent treatment means she definitely thinks you're in the wrong here, and your question doesn't indicate that you disagree. So, here's what I suggest:

1. A good, old-fashioned apology: apologize for being grumpy, moody, etc. and tell her that you have been under a lot of stress at work and you are sorry for taking it out on her. You don't have to go into the gory details here. Just apologize and move on. This works especially well if she knows you have trouble apologizing.

If you just can't bring yourself to utter those words, try the next best thing - hand-make her a card and say it in the card (store-bought cards could work, but I think a hand-made card shows you really mean it). Click here for instructions on how to make cards using Microsoft Office products. Leave your card somewhere where she is sure to find it that day, for example, on her nightstand, dresser, etc., next to her keys, in the drivers seat of her car, in her purse or wallet, etc.

2. Something edible that she enjoys - chocolates, cookies, a tiny cake, coffee, tea, etc. This is even better if you combine it with #1. WARNING: If she's on a diet or trying to lose weight, go with the tea if she likes tea or don't buy her anything edible.

3. Buy a nice lotion and offer to give her a full body massage. She'll love it and it will also help the two of you to connect.

4. Make or bring home a nice dinner, or surprise her and take her out for a romantic dinner. If you make it or bring it home, go the extra mile and set the table, put out candles, open a bottle of wine, etc. She'll appreciate the night off and the effort you went to.

5. If you are super-busy and you absolutely cannot make the time to do any of 1-5, combine an apologetic card with a gift certificate for a massage, facial, manicure, etc. Choose whichever you know she'll enjoy the most. If you know where she normally goes, get the certificate from that place so you know it will be used.

Hope things calm down at work for you. Good luck!

Best wishes,
Free Shopper

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